The García Chronicles

Here's a clip from the Garcia Archives. Happy Thanksgiving!!

Here is the Clear Fork Fall Festival Best Costume Champion of 2007!!

Now that she has had some time to freshen up, here she is.

The day has finally arrived and little Amoreena Rose Garcia has left her party pad in Club Uterus. She was very "cheesy" when she was born and so I'll refrain from close-ups until the cheese has been removed thoroughly. Mom and daughter are doing well. Danica is trying to catch up on some sleep since last night she got less than an hour of it.

Now that I have a little bit of a break from school I'm trying to stay up with the archiving and editing of photos and video. In the process I've decided to make a little movie that I hope Caleb enjoys one day. Please don't think that he's a terrible kid, he was born a savage just like everyone else. It's up to good parents to make them into functional human beings.

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Our beloved body builder is making impressive gains. It is now official: Danica must turn her belly to the side in order to use the kitchen sink.

Here are the boys learning how to rope and ride down at the Fort Worth Stockyards.

The cocoons have finally broken and the painted ladies are flying around in their little tent. The boys are amazed at how much these little caterpillars have changed.

Click on the play button below to hear Maicah discussing his views on babies and superpowers.

We just finished visiting family for the last week, so here are some highlights. Maicah and Caleb went to their cousin Noah's first birthday party. It went well except that Caleb made himself sick by spinning himself around a pole one too many times. I was surprised how much food could fit into his little stomach.

























We visited the ranch in Mexico where my father grew up and went to the river that I spent many summers swimming in. Maicah and Caleb jumped in for a while to cool off. Caleb was feeling wild and went skinny dipping, hence, the distant shots.












Here's Maicah hanging out with some of his distant cousins, Abram and Margarita. I think they would be 3rd cousins for him, but I'm not sure. Abram and Margarita have 40 1st cousins.


The last leg of our trip was S. Padre Island where we relaxed before spending a final night with my parents. We found some marine life that we put in a bucket for a while. It's hard to see, but there are 2 shrimp, 2 small crabs, 6 small clams and some sea slug thing.

Here's a picture of Danica at the Fort Worth Botanical Gardens.

Maicah found a caterpillar this past weekend and put in his bug box. His new friend is doing well: he's eating leaves and pooping often. Maicah wants to see him or her? turn into a butterfly.

Girl! Girl! Girl! The first image shows the view from the feet looking upwards to her butt. The other one is a profile of our little girl. Maicah is really excited, Danica is still in shock, and I've always been 100% wrong about guessing the sex of our children.

Last weekend we went on a trip to see Thomas The Train. Maicah was excited to ride Thomas in his train engineer uniform. Caleb seemed a little more pensive than usual. I'm sure he was contemplating his usual obsessions of cars, toilets, and how the latter can make the previous disappear with the pull of a lever.

Today Maicah, sorry, I mean Batman turned 4. He's going to strut around town in his outfit for day 2. In the library, at church, at the park, in the store, everywhere he goes he will be projecting his superhero power. He got a Spiderman bike today along with the Spiderman helmet and knee and elbow pads. He wanted to wear those everywhere also because he wanted to combine his Batman and Spiderman powers. Anyway, here are some pictures of him this morning along with one of his favorite online cartoons.

Parents know that when a house with children suddenly sounds like a library that it almost always means that they've got their hot little hands on something that they shouldn't be on. Danica busted them after she got off the phone with a friend.

This is the baby at 13 weeks. Can you see the hand waving?

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